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#50-Denim Skirts

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While completely agreeing with fellow blogger Joel on the denim jackets bit, let's keep it a hundred: Denim skirts are MUCH more integral to Apostolic female style and have been around much longer than its cousin, the denim jacket.

Without my trusty array of denim skirts, I would be a woman undone. Undone, I tell you. Most AP girls could whip out an array. To the unchurched mind, one denim skirt is enough, but Apostolic girls know better. Aww, naw. One denim skirt is NOT enough.

You've got your straight, long, ankle-grazing denim skirt.
Then you've got your just-below-the-knees denim skirt for warmer times. And heaven help you if you flash a bit of knee-cap.
Then you've got the tiered skirt.
Then you've got skirts that flare out at the bottom. These can be ankle-grazing or just-below-the-knee.


A common plus to having an array of denim skirts: Even though in your mind they're "dress down," to the secular mind, any skirt is "dress up." So you can go to work in a denim skirt, and even though you're in your kicks for comfort in your mind, in everyone else's mind, you're dressed to the nines!

Oh, and one denim skirt no-no: Either it's ankle-grazing or just-below-the-knee. Mid-calf denim skirts are out of the question.

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  1. Sir Nottaguy-ImadadSeptember 21, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    My wife owns several denim skirts and LOVES it when she can get away with wearing one to work at the bank.

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  2. AmyJune 7, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    I love mine too...in fact I wore one yesterday to church

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  3. AmyOctober 23, 2010 at 8:56 AM

    I used to work at a bank that I could pull off the denim skirt too! haha I changed banks and they don't fall for that lil' trick though. Boo.

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  4. UnknownAugust 10, 2012 at 10:25 AM

    I was just wondering where do you buy all the denim skirts?

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  5. UnknownFebruary 13, 2019 at 9:44 PM

    Wow very nice blog dear! Hello there, lots of good information on your blog thanks for sharing this blog with us. I’d like to share some useful links with you on denim skirts for your upcoming blogs, I believe this would help you to write more inspiring & awesome content on trending apparels. Have a great day ahead & once again dear thanks for sharing this lovely blog.

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  6. SophiaJune 10, 2020 at 4:33 AM

    Awesome Skirts Design. My favorite dress is brown pencil skirt with White Shirt.

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