Last week Joel and Logan chatted about the myriad of shenanigans preachers attempt all in the name of killin the devil and makin sure we sheep get saved and stay saved, Bless GOD! Most of the men who were guilty of such hilarity always had two things in common: 1) They were all young whippersnapping bible college students. 2) In their bible college dorm room, instead of a Cindy Crawford or Pamela Anderson poster just spread out above their bed, it was a gigantic poster of Jeff Arnold with veins bulging out of his neck and it always looked as if he was about to take a metal folding chair and bash it over some random sinner's head.
But this of course was from a time long long ago. A time when the preaching was real. And the blood wasn't just ketchup. No sir. Back then, when you saw blood on the preacher, it was Real Preacher Blood. A time when church members would shout counter prophesies at each other, and all this just before the altar call erupted into in an all out royal rumble of people praying the devil out of each other until there was a real, genuine breakthrough which could only be certified with you being slain in the spirit right then and there at that very altar. This was the time of Jeff Arnold. A time when we wouldn't stare and scratch our head and cringe over every other sentence he spoke. Back then, Jeff Arnold seemed halfway sane.
This week at SAL, the boys talk about the profound, poetic quotes they discover on twitter attributed to JA, fan fiction, psychoanalytical thought processes, fundamental faith in the face of totalitarian political correctness, and Inner Circle's music and it's appropriateness at the present time.
I have a feeling we're going to need to update our life insurance policy after this one.
Also, for reference.
Well, I know Jesus. Good, the devil knows too. Your gonna accept Jesus but is Jesus going to accept you?
— Jeff Arnold Quotes (@JArnoldQuotes) December 31, 2013
You can fall in love with Obama's bail out or your can embrace Jesus' come out.
— Jeff Arnold Quotes (@JArnoldQuotes) December 31, 2013
"If you have a problem with Disneyland, you need to get SAAAAVED" - Jeff Arnold
#FB
— Nathaniel Bushnell (@nathanieljb) October 15, 2012
"@JArnoldQuotes: People always tell me, I want to preach like you, what do I have to do?Oh that's easy...you just gotta fight my devils."BAM
— Tyler Dunn (@tyjdunn) October 12, 2012
Good stuff, as always. Any chance of getting your feed on Stitcher? Because if you have a problem with Stitcher, you're not SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!!!!!!
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