A Pastor's welcoming message to the guests first service. Hello, welcome to the Apostolic church service. God will be here. It's good that you are here. Join us, as we worship God. This first visit will be nothing like you have seen before. It will be awesome. Why? Because we are Apostolic, that's why. Don't know what Apostolic means? Just read Acts 2 and you'll know where we come from. Sure the sun won't be darkened, nor will the moon be drowned in blood like Peter describes in the Last Days. Heck, we don't even have the tongues of fire that's described. But we do have the Truth. and God. And our Apostolic Identity. This is important. Also don't include the last few verses of Acts 2 that describe the Apostolic experience as having Communion daily or having all possessions in common. That's just not realistic to our capitalistic society. But trust us, we're as Apostolic as you can get without being a communist. Also read Acts 2:38... it's...
"All jesting is in its nature profane, in the sense that it must be the sudden realization that something which thinks itself solemn is not so very solemn after all." -G.K. Chesterton.