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#233-The Fashionable, yet Sensible Youth Pastor...

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Dear Saints and Sinners,

My silence has no cause. 

You are still near to my heart....

And today, I offer you a project that was constructed in the name of SAL. It's SAL's first original movie (which is not original one bit).

Fondly,

JR

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  1. AmyMay 19, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Let's say that I've written out an idea that could be a possible post for you here, how would I get it to you?

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  2. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    joel can be reached at joelrile@gmail.com and 1-800-JEWDADDY

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  3. Joel RileyMay 23, 2011 at 7:46 PM

    accurate information above

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  4. Lady MJuly 3, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    This was superb! Thank you!

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